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Cuba fights illegal sale of medicines

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

ANd the Oscar for the best special side effects goes to ASTRAZENECA!

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"Well, the drug's no good, but the side effects are bitchin'."

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

Gps fear loss of 'level playing field' as private providers and APMS contractors compete for work.

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

'An ounce of prevention was worth a pound of cure, but that was before Medicare.'

The discovery of the $2,000 Aspirin

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

Non-metric speak your weight machine

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

'Half the diabetics were given the new drug and responded well. The other half got a placebo and went into shock.'

'The lobbyists' bucks stop here'

'I can't ask you about your age or any health issues. Our insurance provider does, however, require all new hires to sign a ‘Do Not Resuscitate' order.'

"I've been working with pain-killers - anti-inflammatories, muscle relaxants..."

I can't believe it's not food!

'Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator.'

'We don't know what you have or how to cure it - all we can do is bill you.'

"This is wonderful. It will help millions of people."