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"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Uncle Sam and health care.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

Consortia set to take over

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Annexe 8

Privatisation of the NHS

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

"Are you carrying any food, plants or dangerous ideas about a more equitable health care system?"

Obama-Health care reform

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

GPs Face Monitoring Over Sick Note Levels