Health Product Investigator Gifts

Honey, this stuff is for dental health, not mental health.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Honest Vending

All Natural Nothing

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'Diet considerations.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Science and Coronavirus

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Fire door.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"I'm going in."

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

Air Pollution Threat

307 days without an accident.

Rusk Assessment Form