Health Food Specialist Gifts

Smoothies/Roughies

'Ryker's Natural Foods - Kelp wanted'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Queen of Quinoa

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Spontaneous Kombucha

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'Diet considerations.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"Albino broccoli mum!"

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Frankenfish

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."