Health Food Specialist Pillows

Smoothies/Roughies

'Ryker's Natural Foods - Kelp wanted'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Queen of Quinoa

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Spontaneous Kombucha

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'Diet considerations.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"Albino broccoli mum!"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Frankenfish

Friendly bacteria

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."