Health Food Camouflager Gifts

Clandestine Cuisine

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Attack of the 'health' foods

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

Chameleon and TV

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Camouflage Unit

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

First Stealth Aircraft.

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'Some more great camouflage of the insect world.'

"That won't fool any hunters."

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

Tree Camouflage

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

"Ding dong bell, Pussy's into wellness."

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Jake's Alternate Pharmacy.'

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

Dromedary spy.

"You must be the new guy!"

'Where is the 'it won't immediately kill you' aisle?'

"I can't find the camouflage books."

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

Couple carving their initials into a man camouflaged as a tree.