"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."
Health Food Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone passionate about health foods? Our collection of witty and charming products features all things nutritious and delicious, perfect for those who live for a good smoothie or a fresh salad. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, find the ideal way to celebrate their healthy lifestyle and add a little humor to their day.
Fat Free Food, Salt Free Food, Cholesterol Free Food and Food Free Food.
Bulk Food/ Stuff we swept off the floor.
"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
Friendly bacteria
Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.
Vegetarian Kebabs
Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.
Healthy Chocolate Co.
Chernobyl Health Foods: None of our products are locally sourced.
"Now would seem an ideal time to acquaint you with the health benefits of a vegan diet."
Gentrification of the Fridge.
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
A panda waiting for bamboo juice
Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'
"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"
Not eating natural foods because most people die of natural causes.
"Are you sure this is gluten free?"
"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"
"Sorry, but the box does taste better."
"Research now shows that the food we claimed was good for you is now actually bad for you. Food we claimed was bad for you is now good for you. If you're confused, join the club."
"It's empty because the health department banned everything inside the box."
There are only two types of people in the world. Those who are built for salad and those who are not.
"We're really trying to win over the male consumer."
"The yoghurt, does it contain bifidobacteriumi and lactobacillus bulgaricus?"
"Are you sure no pesticides were used?"
"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"
Cull people who think, because it's organic, they can sell produce that's past its best.
Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.
Cholesterol, No Cholesterol.
Health Foods; "When did I ever eat back pain and trigger fingers?"
'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'
Surveillance Cameras In Use: Video Adds 10 Pounds - 40% Off Diet Supplements.
Man with mousey nose running a health food store
"I've started a new diet. I'm supposed to put Worcestershire sauce on everything I eat."
Health Food Gifts Collection
Health Food Mugs
Discover our collection of health food-themed mugs, perfect for anyone who loves starting their day with a smile and a good cup of coffee or tea.
Health Food Pillows
Bring comfort and fun into their space with our health food-inspired pillows, a charming addition to any food enthusiast’s home.
Health Food Prints
Check out our vibrant health food prints to add a splash of color and personality to their kitchen or dining area.
Health Food T-Shirts
Explore our fun and fashionable health food t-shirts that let them showcase their nutritious passion with humor and style.