Health-conscious Wrangler Gifts

"They're spares."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"How'd I do on the test?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?"

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I told you he had a temper.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'Can I see your license,please?'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

Would it hurt to blow my top once a week?

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

"The $350 we received to stimulate the economy is still missing..."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

Office Smoking Conflict

'It has my horoscope, heart rate and cholesterol level...but I'm sorry, I don't have the time.'

Safe Sunbathing: 'And you're sure there's no risk at all?'