Health-conscious Golfers Gifts

'What will increase stroke risk?'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Free Range Golfers

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The Masters.

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Vaccine passport required

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

Skunk dreaming.

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

A sand trap is also called a "bunker." That makes no sense. A "bunker" is usually a place to avoid a disaster, not create one.

'...And because there are four basic steps to an appendectomy, we refer to it as a 'par four.''

Roman Golfer.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

'And why do you think that people don't take you seriously?'

I don't think you can call a Mulligan in the middle of surgery.

Golfer couple just married

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

Sink the putt or else!

'This can't be Pearl Harbor... Let me see that chart!'