Eco-aware Golfer Gifts

"There goes the Green Valley links!"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Free Range Golfers

EXXON EXTINCTION

There's no real oil emergency...

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

Home Heating Oil

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

'Pssst! Dump your toxic wastes?'

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

Guess who's coming to dinner?

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

The society against the belief that man is responsible for more and more floods, fires etc...

New heroes!

State of the State.

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'

'My dad's no dummy. He knows using 'plastic' is bad for us. I convinced him that we should use paper and go 'green'.'

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

Bagging Rites...A Plastic Bag: Decomposing for the next 1000 years

Recycling basketballs

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

'We spend billions annually on styling changes and preposterous advertising, and you've got nerve to care only about fuel economy and reliability?!'

Future Ethanol production vs. ethanol demand.

Though a bit cumbersome, Les Hinmon's personal GPS dramatically improved his game.

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

Beauty products.

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'