Eco-conscious Golfer Gifts

'The bunkers are definitely getting bigger!'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Free Range Golfers

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

There's no real oil emergency...

EXXON EXTINCTION

Home Heating Oil

COP26 GLASGOW

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

'Pssst! Dump your toxic wastes?'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

Green Coffee

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"Reboot? I've kicked it six times, but it still won't work?"

The society against the belief that man is responsible for more and more floods, fires etc...

"Man is the master of this planet, and nature has to adapt to economic concerns!"