Eco-conscious Golfer Prints

'The bunkers are definitely getting bigger!'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Free Range Golfers

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

There's no real oil emergency...

EXXON EXTINCTION

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Home Heating Oil

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

COP26 GLASGOW

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

'Pssst! Dump your toxic wastes?'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

Green Coffee

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Guess who's coming to dinner?

"Man is the master of this planet, and nature has to adapt to economic concerns!"

"Reboot? I've kicked it six times, but it still won't work?"