Health-conscious Golfers Prints

'What will increase stroke risk?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Free Range Golfers

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Vaccine passport required

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'...And because there are four basic steps to an appendectomy, we refer to it as a 'par four.''

Skunk dreaming.

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

Roman Golfer.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

Golfer couple just married

'And why do you think that people don't take you seriously?'

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

Sink the putt or else!

Divining Oil

"For crying out loud Bill, we're pieces of broccoli. Can you just sit down and vegetate for awhile?"