Health-conscious Finance Nerd Pillows

'Don't worry. The pound has devalued, so you've actually lost weight.'

The day the stock market went UP.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

The Shrinking Dollar.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

"One question, what's a share option?"

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

Warren Buffett

"I was sent on a fact finding mission. Now I'm accused of insider trading!"

Euro Bait

The End of Trump?

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

"No, unfortunately I won't be raising your debt ceiling."

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

"Italy just bought France."

R. Jones: Investment Advisor - Out Chasing Yield

'Actually, we were hoping you could loan some money to us.'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'The National Debt just sounds like it's a lot of money because it's such a large number.'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Dangers of Inflationary Fiscal Policy

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

Gulliver's Travails