Health-conscious Devils Pillows

'You indulge in all the deadly sins. You have to expect a few health problems.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Needs more kale.'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Couple in bed with health charts

Football fans in corona times

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

"Wheat bran, prunes and black coffee for breakfast?! What was I thinki — oh, noooo..."

Fast food trap.

"My telemedical nutritionist calls it surprisingly smooth, with a fruity bouquet rendered more enticing due to a hing of cassis and touches of bell pepper aroma."

Person who doesn't eat much blown away in the wind.

"I'm taking you off the fish diet."

'I take it that when you went on your 'spot reduction' diet, this wasn't what you had in mind?'

Office Smoking Conflict

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

"To the fact that martinis have no cholesterol, gluten, or GMOs...."

'Hi, yourself.'

"Which one had the health benefits in it?"

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

Health Shop: 'Got anything more exciting?' 'Sure, under the counter we've got beefburgers and chips...and cream cakes!'