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George's diet was a tad too successful.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

World Health Organization

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

Cuba increases mass vaccination

'We believe it was at THIS point that the species became extinct.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

"High sodium, high cholesterol, lots of toxins - your blood test is remarkably similar to cheap potato chips."

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

Vaping cigarette

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

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"On the bright side, you are embracing aging magnificently."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

'I've got it! -- chocolate-covered birth control pills!'

GPs asked to solve rising obesity levels..."I read in the papers that I'm fat and you've got to sort it out!"

"It's a cause close to my heart."