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I've already got a diagnosis from homedoc.com, but I thought I'd see you for a second opinion!

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

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'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

"You call that complementary!?!"

'You mean that carrying around this heavy weight belly 24 hours a day isn't enoght exercise, doc?!'

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"The reason you haven't seen me lately is because I haven't been well..."

No use being self-conscious

"I'd like to see something in a size 6...me!"

Second Opinion

'Does my bum look broadband with this?'

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'Your weight second opinion.'

'What I like about these diet pills is that they're chocolate covered.'

"The truth is, there's more money in medication than meditation."

"I wanted a personal trainer, but not one that made me feel inadequate!"

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

"You're suffering from an overdose of food."

"I tried change, it didn't work."