Health Article Hunter Gifts

I've already got a diagnosis from homedoc.com, but I thought I'd see you for a second opinion!

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Exercise Bars

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

"You call that complementary!?!"

'You mean that carrying around this heavy weight belly 24 hours a day isn't enoght exercise, doc?!'

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

Second Opinion

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"I'd like to see something in a size 6...me!"

'Does my bum look broadband with this?'

"The reason you haven't seen me lately is because I haven't been well..."

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

No use being self-conscious

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'Your weight second opinion.'

"The truth is, there's more money in medication than meditation."

'What I like about these diet pills is that they're chocolate covered.'

"I wanted a personal trainer, but not one that made me feel inadequate!"

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

"I tried change, it didn't work."

"You're suffering from an overdose of food."