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"It's typical cold/flu medicine, but the extra strength advertising made me buy it."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

"You call that complementary!?!"

'You mean that carrying around this heavy weight belly 24 hours a day isn't enoght exercise, doc?!'

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"The reason you haven't seen me lately is because I haven't been well..."

No use being self-conscious

"I'd like to see something in a size 6...me!"

Second Opinion

'Does my bum look broadband with this?'

Ebola Clinic

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'Your weight second opinion.'

'What I like about these diet pills is that they're chocolate covered.'

"The truth is, there's more money in medication than meditation."

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

"You're suffering from an overdose of food."

"I tried change, it didn't work."