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"It's typical cold/flu medicine, but the extra strength advertising made me buy it."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Exercise Bars

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

"You call that complementary!?!"

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

'You mean that carrying around this heavy weight belly 24 hours a day isn't enoght exercise, doc?!'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Second Opinion

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

No use being self-conscious

"I'd like to see something in a size 6...me!"

'Does my bum look broadband with this?'

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

Ebola Clinic

"The reason you haven't seen me lately is because I haven't been well..."

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

"The truth is, there's more money in medication than meditation."

'What I like about these diet pills is that they're chocolate covered.'

'Your weight second opinion.'

"You're suffering from an overdose of food."

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.