Health Anxiety Realist Gifts

Searching for a gift for a health anxiety realist? Discover products that blend humor with reassurance, perfect for those who face health concerns head-on and appreciate honesty. These thoughtful items make caring gestures that acknowledge their worries while adding a touch of wit, helping them feel understood and supported.

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"The good news is, you're not a hypochondriac"

"The good news is, you're not a hypochondriac" mockup

"The good news is, you're not a hypochondriac"

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"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?" mockup

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

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Fast Food Dieter

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'Ten things you should be worried about.'

'Ten things you should be worried about.' mockup

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

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"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on." mockup

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

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'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.' mockup

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

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"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger." mockup

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

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'Hey, what do you want from me? As a primary care physician, ALL I DO is prescribe drugs and refer you to specialists.'

'Hey, what do you want from me? As a primary care physician, ALL I DO is prescribe drugs and refer you to specialists.' mockup

'Hey, what do you want from me? As a primary care physician, ALL I DO is prescribe drugs and refer you to specialists.'

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Just in time for Halloween...

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'As I said, the medication won't cure you, but it will make you more comfortable for the duration.'

'As I said, the medication won't cure you, but it will make you more comfortable for the duration.' mockup

'As I said, the medication won't cure you, but it will make you more comfortable for the duration.'

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"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall." mockup

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

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"He hates his six-monthly visits." mockup

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

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"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments." mockup

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

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Anxiety/More Anxiety

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"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety." mockup

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

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Introducing...Superegoman!

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'He has a doctorate in worrying.' mockup

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

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'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.' mockup

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

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"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."

"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own." mockup

"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."

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Problem of getting older.

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'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.' mockup

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

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This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night. mockup

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.

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"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..." mockup

"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

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'I disagree with you, doctor. It's not just a hangnail. According to the Internet, it's a rare genetic disorder. . .'

'I disagree with you, doctor. It's not just a hangnail. According to the Internet, it's a rare genetic disorder. . .' mockup

'I disagree with you, doctor. It's not just a hangnail. According to the Internet, it's a rare genetic disorder. . .'

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"Hmm...this is an extreme case...!" mockup

"Hmm...this is an extreme case...!"

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Cold Comfort Books

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'Nature makes me nervous!'

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"This is my exercise routine, and this is my routine to avoid that exercise routine."

"This is my exercise routine, and this is my routine to avoid that exercise routine." mockup

"This is my exercise routine, and this is my routine to avoid that exercise routine."

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The Grass Is Always Greener on the Other Side Phobia: 'We heard this is the land of opportunity. Our clients are bankrupt.'

The Grass Is Always Greener on the Other Side Phobia: 'We heard this is the land of opportunity. Our clients are bankrupt.' mockup

The Grass Is Always Greener on the Other Side Phobia: 'We heard this is the land of opportunity. Our clients are bankrupt.'

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"Yes, it is a very large bill. Unfortunately, the doctor who gave you a second opinion charges ten times what I do."

"Yes, it is a very large bill. Unfortunately, the doctor who gave you a second opinion charges ten times what I do." mockup

"Yes, it is a very large bill. Unfortunately, the doctor who gave you a second opinion charges ten times what I do."

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'I can't stop thinking about that movie I saw last night...'

'I can't stop thinking about that movie I saw last night...' mockup

'I can't stop thinking about that movie I saw last night...'

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Insecurity guard: 'Are byou sure you didn't hear something- there it goes again!

Insecurity guard: 'Are byou sure you didn't hear something- there it goes again! mockup

Insecurity guard: 'Are byou sure you didn't hear something- there it goes again!

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"I think the man in the corner may have the covid."

"I think the man in the corner may have the covid." mockup

"I think the man in the corner may have the covid."

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Bob was embarrassed by his nervous tick mockup

Bob was embarrassed by his nervous tick

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"Hypochondriac's Handbook. Where was I?"

"Hypochondriac's Handbook. Where was I?" mockup

"Hypochondriac's Handbook. Where was I?"

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Health Anxiety Realist Gifts Collection

Health Anxiety Realist Mugs

Looking for more witty mugs for health anxiety realists? Check out our collection of products that bring humor and comfort to everyday routines.

Health Anxiety Realist Pillows

Add a humorous and comforting touch to their space with pillows designed for health anxiety realists—soft, supportive, and subtly witty.

Health Anxiety Realist Prints

Browse our prints perfect for health anxiety realists—thoughtful artwork that reassures and entertains, adding personality to any room.

Health Anxiety Realist T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that speak to health anxiety realists—combining wit and honesty for everyday wear that truly resonates.