Health Alert Gifts

"Interesting greeting ritual."

COVID Cases

Deaths from Coronavirus

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Distance to avoid contagion

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

The new normal

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

Coronavirus Global Alert

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Earth and the Coronavirus

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Start of school year in Cuba 1

AIDS prevention

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

'We don't have the answer, but we're really getting off on the attention.'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

'You have the constitution of a comic-strip character with twice your newspaper circulation, Mr. Fusco.'