Headshrinker Humorist Gifts

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

The Sedentary Dead.

Intermediate Slouching.

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

When psychiatry works too well!

A citizen of Gondwanaland.

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

Swelling

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

Spiritualist Society Parking

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Foreclosure.

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

"Wrong address. You want the place next door."

'Out to Hunch.'

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

"Lose the rug."

'You're right. Carrying 8 times our own body weight isn't that impressive at all.'

We Hate the Left, Please Don't Leave Us Lefties

'First off I'd like to apologise, M'lud---I appear to have picked up my wife's wig instead of mine by mistake'

'That jerk who thinks he's always looked-down on is here.'

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

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