Headshrinker Humorist Mugs

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

When psychiatry works too well!

A citizen of Gondwanaland.

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

Intermediate Slouching.

The Sedentary Dead.

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

Swelling

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Foreclosure.

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

Spiritualist Society Parking

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

'Out to Hunch.'

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

"Lose the rug."

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

'First off I'd like to apologise, M'lud---I appear to have picked up my wife's wig instead of mine by mistake'

Hairdryer Hurricane

'That jerk who thinks he's always looked-down on is here.'

I Hate My Hat Magazine