Headless Humorist Mugs

Start their day with a smile with our headless humorist mugs. Featuring clever, funny designs that reflect their witty personality, these mugs are sure to brighten mornings and spark conversations.

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'I wish I'd heard of this place earlier!'

'I wish I'd heard of this place earlier!' mockup

'I wish I'd heard of this place earlier!'

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Zombie standup

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'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?' mockup

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

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"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!" mockup

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

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"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?" mockup

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

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Snail Pattern Balding.

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Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope. mockup

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

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The barber

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"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?" mockup

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

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"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

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"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!" mockup

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

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'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.' mockup

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

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'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...' mockup

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

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A citizen of Gondwanaland.

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"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!" mockup

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

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'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!' mockup

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

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"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!" mockup

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

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I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag! mockup

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

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"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!" mockup

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

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Shy Man at Party

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"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy." mockup

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

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Swelling

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'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.' mockup

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

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Set fazers to 'Wet Fart!'

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'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!' mockup

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

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"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared." mockup

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

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Spiritualist Society Parking

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"I'm at the office party."

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'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!' mockup

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

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"My dad's sunroof is bigger than your dad's sunroof."

"My dad's sunroof is bigger than your dad's sunroof." mockup

"My dad's sunroof is bigger than your dad's sunroof."

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Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head. mockup

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

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'You have the right to remain silent...'

'You have the right to remain silent...' mockup

'You have the right to remain silent...'

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What Zombies Like to Do After a Nice Lunch.

What Zombies Like to Do After a Nice Lunch. mockup

What Zombies Like to Do After a Nice Lunch.

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'They're still waiting for Godot.' mockup

'They're still waiting for Godot.'

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Headless Humorist Mugs Collection

Headless Humorist Pillows

Find more whimsical and humorous pillows that add personality to any space. Great for the headless humorist who loves to keep things light and lively.

Headless Humorist Prints

Explore additional prints that combine humor and artistry. Perfect for the headless humorist to decorate their space with clever, inspiring designs.

Headless Humorist T-Shirts

Browse our collection of funny and creative t-shirts for the headless humorist. Ideal for showcasing their unique sense of humor and style wherever they go.