Having A Rough Day Gifts

"It's the right drink in the right place at the right time."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

London summer.

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

Frog with an umbrella.

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

Gonna Suck

Covid Winter

Marriage Guidance: 'Next!'

'One of those days, huh?'

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

'Take ten days off work.'

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."