Having A Child Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for new parents or someone celebrating the arrival of a child? Our collection offers a blend of humor, warmth, and charm to honor this special life event. From mugs to prints, find something that captures the magic (and chaos) of having a child. These gifts are ideal for baby showers, new parents, or for commemorating this unforgettable chapter.

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'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,' mockup

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

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'...The world does revolve around our child!'

'...The world does revolve around our child!' mockup

'...The world does revolve around our child!'

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"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!"

"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!" mockup

"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!"

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'It's our 10 year plan.'

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'If we're seedless watermelons, where did I come from?'

'If we're seedless watermelons, where did I come from?' mockup

'If we're seedless watermelons, where did I come from?'

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'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.' mockup

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

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'Hi, honey?we're home!'

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'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

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"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..." mockup

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

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"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair." mockup

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

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'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.' mockup

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

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'If you really loved me you'd never have called me Euthanasia!'

'If you really loved me you'd never have called me Euthanasia!' mockup

'If you really loved me you'd never have called me Euthanasia!'

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Milk sideburns

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"Tommy next door just kissed me, Mom...does that mean I'm going to get pregnant too?"

"Tommy next door just kissed me, Mom...does that mean I'm going to get pregnant too?" mockup

"Tommy next door just kissed me, Mom...does that mean I'm going to get pregnant too?"

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"Talk about pressure. My parent's started a college fund."

"Talk about pressure. My parent's started a college fund." mockup

"Talk about pressure. My parent's started a college fund."

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Family Budgets

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"60 hours a week? I work 100 hour weeks... I'm a housewife with kids."

"60 hours a week? I work 100 hour weeks... I'm a housewife with kids." mockup

"60 hours a week? I work 100 hour weeks... I'm a housewife with kids."

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Loving family

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'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.' mockup

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

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"Roy and I weren't going to have children, but then we decided we need someone for tech support as we age."

"Roy and I weren't going to have children, but then we decided we need someone for tech support as we age." mockup

"Roy and I weren't going to have children, but then we decided we need someone for tech support as we age."

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'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!' mockup

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

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'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.' mockup

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

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'And we offer a discount for bulk purchases' - salesman selling babygrows to the old woman who lived in a shoe.

'And we offer a discount for bulk purchases' - salesman selling babygrows to the old woman who lived in a shoe. mockup

'And we offer a discount for bulk purchases' - salesman selling babygrows to the old woman who lived in a shoe.

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MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?' mockup

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

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'We can't decide between raising kids and raising a mortgage deposit.'

'We can't decide between raising kids and raising a mortgage deposit.' mockup

'We can't decide between raising kids and raising a mortgage deposit.'

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Husband and Child in Pram

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'You're clever - but miserly.'

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"And they lived happily ever after. Or so it would seem ??" after they were forced to sign a nondisclosure agreement."

"And they lived happily ever after. Or so it would seem ??" after they were forced to sign a nondisclosure agreement." mockup

"And they lived happily ever after. Or so it would seem ??" after they were forced to sign a nondisclosure agreement."

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"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA."

"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA." mockup

"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA."

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The unforgiving tree

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If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying." mockup

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

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Right little madam.

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'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.' mockup

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

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Baby tells other Baby to call.

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'This 'Sandman' business sounds illegal to me.'

'This 'Sandman' business sounds illegal to me.' mockup

'This 'Sandman' business sounds illegal to me.'

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Having A Child Gifts Collection

Having A Child Mugs

Looking for a keepsake? Explore our collection of mugs celebrating new children and parenthood—ideal for morning coffees and heartfelt gifts.

Having A Child Pillows

Add warmth and humor to your home with our pillows dedicated to new parents and little ones—soft, fun, and full of love.

Having A Child Prints

Browse our prints perfect for commemorating the arrival of a child—beautiful art pieces that celebrate this wonderful life event.

Having A Child T-Shirts

Discover our humorous and heartfelt t-shirts that celebrate the chaos and joy of having a child, perfect for proud parents and family members.