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'So how come at home you only make sandwiches?'

Come dine with me!

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Roasted

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'

Scales

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

Chefs-R-Us

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

Lobster a la Riseholme!

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

Master Chef

'No pudding until you finish your oxtail soup!'

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

"Honey, I appreciate the effort, but you're frightening our son."

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

First Responders - Second Responders.

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

"Of course the food's awful. Mom's home cooking."

'Welcome monsieur et madame, may I take your coats, gloves and savings?'

"I still feel naked without my hairnet."

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'