'So how come at home you only make sandwiches?'
Haute Cuisine Hero Prints
Decorate their culinary space with our haute cuisine hero prints. Elegant and witty, these artworks celebrate the art of fine cooking and make a great gift for food lovers.
Come dine with me!
Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.
Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop
'I think I'll go home and eat'
"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."
"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."
Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.
"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."
"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."
Roasted
'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'
'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'
Scales
Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.
Chefs-R-Us
"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."
'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'
Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!
'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'
Lobster a la Riseholme!
"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"
"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"
Master Chef
'No pudding until you finish your oxtail soup!'
Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.
"Honey, I appreciate the effort, but you're frightening our son."
Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.
First Responders - Second Responders.
"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"
"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."
"Of course the food's awful. Mom's home cooking."
'Welcome monsieur et madame, may I take your coats, gloves and savings?'
"I still feel naked without my hairnet."
'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'
Haute Cuisine Hero Prints Collection
Haute Cuisine Hero Mugs
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Haute Cuisine Hero Pillows
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Haute Cuisine Hero T-Shirts
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