Hatless Innovator T-Shirts

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Modern kite for wind energy.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Romantic Glass Blower

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Solar Plant

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

World's cheapest car

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Open Source.

'Styrofoam.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'It keeps me sane!'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Tree with Drain Pipe