Hatless Innovator Pillows

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Modern kite for wind energy.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Romantic Glass Blower

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Solar Plant

Computerized Dollhouse.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

World's cheapest car

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Open Source.

'It keeps me sane!'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Tree with Drain Pipe

'Styrofoam.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."