Hat-loving Horticulturist Gifts

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

Carioca

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

Hat Wars.

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

'Beret Night at the Museum'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'

"Dude, ya hat's on backwards."

"Well, that gut has the cool hat, but the other guy is actually cooking."