Hasty Morning Hustler Gifts

'Shane!... Come back!'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

Running Latte

Engineer on the move.

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

The Real American Dream

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"Om, Ah, Om, Sajra, Guru, Padma, Onions, Peppers, Cheese, Wine, Pasta, Milk, Loo Roll..."

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

"I got a lot of work done today. I couldn't sleep."

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'My parents say it will give me a sense of responsibility and pride in accomplishment. I'm looking at it as a 'get rich quick' scheme.'

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

'I forgot my keys!'

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

"It helps me to focus more on success and less on my tail."

'So THIS, Hartwelder, is how YOU spend your lunch hours?!'

"I want you to unload the dishwasher and put every dish away...including your tip jar."

"I'm making a fortune knocking on peoples doors and selling these"

Office Lunch Menu - Bite of sandwich, sip of drink.

The Sick Man of Europe

'I also do taxes.'