Hasty Morning Hustler Pillows

'Shane!... Come back!'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Running Latte

Engineer on the move.

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

The Real American Dream

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

"I got a lot of work done today. I couldn't sleep."

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

'My parents say it will give me a sense of responsibility and pride in accomplishment. I'm looking at it as a 'get rich quick' scheme.'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

'I forgot my keys!'

"It helps me to focus more on success and less on my tail."

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

"I want you to unload the dishwasher and put every dish away...including your tip jar."

'So THIS, Hartwelder, is how YOU spend your lunch hours?!'

"I'm making a fortune knocking on peoples doors and selling these"

Office Lunch Menu - Bite of sandwich, sip of drink.

The Sick Man of Europe

A perk of self-employment.

'I also do taxes.'