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'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Cycling with a harp case

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

Dog on a harp

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Supply was out of harps.

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

'The only reason the cat stays is he's deaf as a post.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Fine - which five-hour ballad of my adventures do you want to hear?"

Johann Sebastian Bark.

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

Early music

Smashed harp...

Boxing with your harp

Musical arrows.

"Nice chords Wayne!"

'Now you tell me that you're only a doctor of music!'

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

"Wait a minute - you want me to play the harp??! You don't have karaoke up here? Then why are you calling it 'paradise?'"

Super-modified grand piano.

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"Where've you been Haydn?"

Spider harpist.

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

Air Guitar Shop

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"