Harpsichordist T-Shirts

Johann Sebastian Bark.

A dog gives a woman a birthday card while she plays a harpsichord.

Cycling with a harp case

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Dog on a harp

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

Supply was out of harps.

Hallelujah!

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

"Fine - which five-hour ballad of my adventures do you want to hear?"

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

'The only reason the cat stays is he's deaf as a post.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

Early music

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

'Now you tell me that you're only a doctor of music!'

Boxing with your harp

Smashed harp...

Musical arrows.

'When did you first notice he had the Blues?'

"Wait a minute - you want me to play the harp??! You don't have karaoke up here? Then why are you calling it 'paradise?'"

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"Where've you been Haydn?"

Spider harpist.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."