Harpsichord Hero T-Shirts

'Now you tell me that you're only a doctor of music!'

A dog gives a woman a birthday card while she plays a harpsichord.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Cycling with a harp case

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Listening to Coldplay.

Musical genres

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Jerry Lordan

Watering the garden in the rain.

Dog on a harp

No Bruch!

I love Harmonica

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Music Freak.

Supply was out of harps.

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

"Fine - which five-hour ballad of my adventures do you want to hear?"

'The only reason the cat stays is he's deaf as a post.'

Johann Sebastian Bark.

'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

A Low Budget Philharmonic Orchestra

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.

Musical arrows.

Smashed harp...

Boxing with your harp