Harpsichord Hero Prints

'Now you tell me that you're only a doctor of music!'

A dog gives a woman a birthday card while she plays a harpsichord.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Cycling with a harp case

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Jerry Lordan

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Musical genres

I love Harmonica

Dog on a harp

Watering the garden in the rain.

No Bruch!

Music Freak.

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Supply was out of harps.

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

'The only reason the cat stays is he's deaf as a post.'

"Fine - which five-hour ballad of my adventures do you want to hear?"

Johann Sebastian Bark.

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

A Low Budget Philharmonic Orchestra

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Early music

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.

Boxing with your harp

Musical arrows.

Smashed harp...

"Wait a minute - you want me to play the harp??! You don't have karaoke up here? Then why are you calling it 'paradise?'"