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"Where've you been Haydn?"

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

Cello Concert

The Harper Plays Cricket.

King of Music.

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Cellist

Red hot little combo

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

I love Harmonica

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Musicians on a beach

Supply was out of harps.

Hallelujah!

Orchestra

'Awesome!'

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

The chosen few

Johann Sebastian Bark.

Bird tries to feed a piano.

'I hate sales meetings on casual fridays.'

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."