Harpsichord Aficionado Pillows

"Where've you been Haydn?"

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

King of Music.

Cello Concert

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Red hot little combo

I love Harmonica

Cellist

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Musicians on a beach

Supply was out of harps.

Hallelujah!

Orchestra

'Awesome!'

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

Bird tries to feed a piano.

The chosen few

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

Johann Sebastian Bark.

'I hate sales meetings on casual fridays.'