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Early music

Orchestra.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Bassoons.

Priest

Quartet.

Malcolm Sargent

Sir Edward Elgar

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Von Trapp family masks

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Joseph and his coat

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

A family choir

"Those who can can, dance."

Edvard Grieg.

Heaven

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Musicians on a beach

"Looks like Broadway's back."

A singer being criticised