Instrumental Lover Pillows

A band falls through a hole in the bandstand.

No Elgar!

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Play it again, Sam.'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

Team Flute

King of Music.

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Sir Edward Elgar

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

Von Trapp family masks

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

Joseph and his coat

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Cellist

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

I love Harmonica

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

"Those who can can, dance."