Instrumental Lover Mugs

A band falls through a hole in the bandstand.

No Elgar!

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Team Flute

King of Music.

Sir Edward Elgar

Von Trapp family masks

Joseph and his coat

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Cellist

I love Harmonica

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

"Those who can can, dance."

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'