Magic Harp Lover Pillows

"Fee fi fo fiddle, i feel the need to piddle!"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Cycling with a harp case

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Primitive magician

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Priest

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"At least she's reading."

'Please enter your pin now.'

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

"No guarantees, right?"

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Dog on a harp

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

'Pick a business card.'

Purple Fairy

Magician Playing Golf.

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

'It's just until the election is over, but I'm replacing you with Dick Morris.'

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

Sleeping Potion

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"