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"Fee fi fo fiddle, i feel the need to piddle!"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Cycling with a harp case

Primitive magician

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Priest

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

'Please enter your pin now.'

"No guarantees, right?"

Dog on a harp

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

'Pick a business card.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

Magician Playing Golf.

Purple Fairy

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

Genie Barbecue.