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Early music

Orchestra.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Bassoons.

Priest

Quartet.

Malcolm Sargent

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Sir Edward Elgar

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

Von Trapp family masks

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Joseph and his coat

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Chorister's Loose Teeth

"Looks like Broadway's back."

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Edvard Grieg.

Eurovision Hymn Contest

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Musicians on a beach

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

A family choir

Heaven

"Those who can can, dance."

A singer being criticised