Harpsichord Hound Gifts

Johann Sebastian Bark.

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'Heel.'

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

Musical arrows.

Early music

"So obvious, there all the time"

'Now you tell me that you're only a doctor of music!'

'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'

Super-modified grand piano.

"Where've you been Haydn?"

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

Playing the Puppet Strings

A dog gives a woman a birthday card while she plays a harpsichord.

Crumhorn

'No thanks.'

A guide to ancient instruments.

"Harakhty is the strong, silent type."

Octopus-bagpipes

Monkey and Giraffe using hoops ... rhino stuck in his

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

'You're howling off key again!'

'Ooh that was fun dear! Let's do and see it again tomorrow.'

"Relax! In a day or two, you'll get the hang of it!"

Hurdy gurdy

'He's in there somewhere, I just heard him bark.'