Harpsichord Mugs

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Cycling with a harp case

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

Dog on a harp

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Supply was out of harps.

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'The only reason the cat stays is he's deaf as a post.'

Johann Sebastian Bark.

"Fine - which five-hour ballad of my adventures do you want to hear?"

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

'Now you tell me that you're only a doctor of music!'

Early music

Boxing with your harp

Smashed harp...

"Nice chords Wayne!"

Musical arrows.

Spent Lockdown learning harmonica

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

Super-modified grand piano.

"Wait a minute - you want me to play the harp??! You don't have karaoke up here? Then why are you calling it 'paradise?'"

"Where've you been Haydn?"

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

Spider harpist.

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"