Hardcore Internetter Pillows

Obsession with the Internet.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man doing a search on a computer

Trick or Tweet

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

The Ten Really Cool Facts

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Cyber Dream

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

I e-bay t-shirt.

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.