Hardcore Life Navigator Pillows

"School of hard knocks"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Better times ahead.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Bashful in Nashville

Lost around a military base.

Department of Nanotechnology

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Midlife: You Are Here.

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

You Are Here

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