Hard Knock Lifer Pillows

"How's the divorce going?"

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Important Muscles.

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

strong man bends an iron bar

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

"I was building up my pecs."

Heavy syrup

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

bag of money as a bicep

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

Tred carefully mill.

'If you count my outie, I've got a seven-pack.'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

Workmen Lifting.

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

Anabolic Steroids

'I can lift an elephant with one hand. . . Show me an elephant with one hand and I'll lift him.'

Mister Hardo

Atlas' Exercise Machine

Master Plumber

An embarrassing moment: the wrong floor. Joey presses the door close button. Just then the power fails.

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

Weight lifter with his weights caught in his suit.

"Ooh, Dave. Your DNA results have come back! According to this, you're 10% German, 15% Irish, and 75% layabout."

"Is that in Lbs or Euros?"

Clearly, this pair were planning on getting up to something...

'Are you pulling my chain?'